You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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