Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
Randomize
