Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
Randomize
