she smelled like a LAN party
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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