He is such a slut. More and more my type.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
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