Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
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