so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Randomize
