Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Use "feeling words"
Yay
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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