Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
and the officer said have you been drinking
and i said NOO SIR.
and he said, I am a woman.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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