i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Do vagina's smell?
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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