I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
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