dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
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