You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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