he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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