yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
Randomize
