i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
Woke up with a retainer in my boxers and about ten chicks passed out around me. now I feel like something out of Cinderella, trying to find whose teeth fit in the glass retainer.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
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