i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
Randomize