Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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