Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Did I show you my penis last night?
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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