TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
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