I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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