I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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