yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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