the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I can't turn off my feet"
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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