Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
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