so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
i want to swaddle you in tequila
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
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