he was CRYING into my vagina
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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