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assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
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