in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
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