I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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