did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
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