we have officially lost it.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Randomize
