They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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