Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
my phone needs a breathalizer
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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