It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
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