chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
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