Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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