I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
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