My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Go christen that room with your naked body.
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
Randomize
