Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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