It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize
