is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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