Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
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