It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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