do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
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