So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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