chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
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