3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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