We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
Randomize
