Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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