I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
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