Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
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