I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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