So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
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