i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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