Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
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