JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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