Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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