never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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